Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Extra! Extra!

I like naming things (I have billions of band names ready, including "1001 White Women and the Streetwise Hercules"...now I just need a band). And I love coming up with headlines and titles, occasionally damn good ones. Someone on Cleveland's NewsNet5 website, though, has usurped me for good. Check out this headline:

"Hospital: We Shouldn't Have Kept Girl Small"

Yeah, well, she shouldn't have hit that bottle, even if it DID say "Drink Me."
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Eeeradicator! said...

Somehow, it's the sub-headline (or whatever they call that) that makes it even more surreal:

Hospital: We Shouldn't Have Kept Girl Small
Parents Wanted To Keep Girl Small

May 9, 2007 at 2:32 PM
Eeeradicator! said...

May I also suggest this bizarre little gem from MSN.com:

Angry giraffe teaches drunk students a lesson

May 9, 2007 at 2:41 PM

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